Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Dear Becks, if you want to stay in England, don't bother coming back


Reprinted with permission from Ralph Speaks Sports

Now that he’s temporarily out of his half-hearted commitment to Major League Soccer, David Beckham can think of nothing else other than playing for England in Euro 2008. He is so focused on that competition that he wants to beg out of the first four months of the next MLS season to play in the Premier League to fully prepare himself for top flight football.

If I am MLS or the Los Angeles Galaxy, I’m beginning to feel like the new girlfriend who asked you repeatedly if you were over your old one before committing to a relationship. And right now I would feel like saying “Go back to that bitch, and don’t bother ever coming back!”

See, when Becks inked his deal with MLS, he was out of the England squad and buried deep on the Real Madrid bench. A quarter billion dollar offer from across the pond to capitalize on his fame probably seemed like the right career move at the time. But then there was his resurgence as an important part of Madrid’s championship season and his eventual recall to play for the queen, and all of a sudden going off to pasture to sell soccer in America looked like it should be years away instead of now.

So anyway, now that the bitch wants him back, he wants MLS and the Galaxy to keep the bed open and warm while he enjoys one final fling. Just to show what a true gentleman he is, Beckham said he is willing to return part of his money to MLS in exchange for a little open mindedness.

I say to MLS, “Don’t you have any pride left girlfriend?” He came to you as damaged goods, still in love with “her”, only to get hurt even worse so that thousands of your fans who bought tickets for his North American Tour are left simply watching the Galaxy, the shitiest team in the league. Get some high-priced lawyers on the job, and sue his ass for breach of contract, both in letter and spirit. And after you're through with Becks, don’t be jumping into another long-term relationship with another high priced boyfriend anytime soon.

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